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Howard Stern and Robin Will Go Their Separate Ways

Howard Stern

Howard Stern, 30+ Years of Foreplay With Robin

Robin Quivers

Robin's kept Howard Sexually Charged for 30+ Years

I’ve been listening to Howard Stern since I was very young in New York.  I have grown up with him and other than the year or so between terrestrial radio and satellite, have listened for hours and hours and grown up with him.  His sidekick Robin has been by his side.  To listen to them is to watch awkward teenage  love .  It’s that unspoken crush each other has for each other, it’s a deep kindred friendship with the undertow of sexual flirtation and the high of bantering with the other person. It’s a special place where time is forgotten and it’s a mental and physical high.  Better though than any drug can make you feel.

It’s been interesting since Artie has been gone.   Howard is realizing that Robin may have to move on.  He’s afraid to lose her and those 5 hours a day he can feel good.  In some ways Howard is that teenage  boy that realizes his gawky teenage girl-friend has developed into a beautiful woman and he has to let her go.  Let her become her full potential.  He can’t keep her all to himself.  It’s a very special year because I think this will be their last.  Fred, Gary and the gang are like the other awkward teenagers basking in the relationship of Howard, the awkward teenage boy and Robin the blossoming teenage girl.  Once she leaves they all realize they’ll be back to the “old” group.  Things will never be the same.  Everyone will go their separate ways.

Usually relationships like this get ruined by the two people having sex.  In this case the fact that they haven’t and they’ve been engaging in over 30 years of foreplay with no orgasm has been what’s sustained the show.

April 20, 2010 Posted by | Sexuality | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Don’t Despair 20 Somethings

I’m really concerned about the despair that I read in http://mikachu.nu in her recommended blogroll.  A lot of young women are feeling very anxious and have despair.  It’s like they look around and see a lot of people in a malaise.  No one thinks about the future.  It’s like a big blur because there is so much uncertainty.  We need to get re-focused on understanding that our collective and individual thoughts are solely responsible for our future.  We have to get the wisdom of belief back.  It ‘s so hard to do when you think you are  not in control. it’s like we’re burned out and don’t want to be in control, we’re ripe for someone to come in and motivate us in some direction, any direction.  direction means movement and we crave movement because we feel like we are stuck and can’t get out.  what is causing this lethargy – is it in the planets – huge solar flares – the earth being shifted a bit because of the earthquakes – or is it just ourselves. are we so busy trying to outwardly connect that we forget living small.  we forget the greatness of what is immediately around us – the most 3-d experience we can have, why are we trying to duplicate reality when all we need to do is get out into nature and allow your self to experience and communicate with the energy of the universe.

Vanessa Soberanis

These Photos are Magnificent , Vanessa Soberanis.

April 18, 2010 Posted by | American Indians, Avatars - Yours, Consumerism, Earth, Health Care, Marijuana, Sexuality, Women's Health | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Volcano Shuts Down World – Well Almost

Icelandic Volcano

Icelandic Volcano

Some of the best Volcano Photos I’ve seen.

April 18, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | , | Leave a comment

i don’t know…..

I don't know

i don't know.

April 17, 2010 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Love Is Blind # 1 and #2

Love Is Blind #1

Love Is Blind #1

Love Is Blind #2

Love Is Blind #2

April 17, 2010 Posted by | Art | | Leave a comment

Mushrooms – the Next Best Building Material

glowing mushrooms

Mushrooms Need More Attention

giant mushroom

giant mushroom

Supposedly mycelium, the fibrous material of mushroom roots can produce bricks as strong as concrete and as insulating as fiberglass.
Seems like a no brainer why aren’t we building with this?

Is this the largest organism in the world? This 2,400-acre (9.7 km2) site in eastern Oregon had a contiguous growth of mycelium before logging roads cut through it. Estimated at 1,665 football fields in size and 2,200 years old, this one fungus has killed the forest above it several times over, and in so doing has built deeper soil layers that allow the growth of ever-larger stands of trees. Mushroom-forming forest fungi are unique in that their mycelial mats can achieve such massive proportions.
—Paul Stamets, Mycelium Running

April 17, 2010 Posted by | Earth, green, Unique Lifeforms | , , , , | Leave a comment

Toxic Fumes from Sun Harvest Gorgonzola Mac ‘n Cheese

mac n cheese

the packaging fumes from the microwave cause cellular damage

Major Warning!! When you put Sun Harvest Tangy Gorgonzola Macaroni & Cheese Frozen Dinner from Henry’s Market into the microwave toxic fumes are expelled at very low heat levels. The toxic fumes caused by such a cheap product will cause brain and cell damage. It would be interesting to see if this plastic container is made from coal sludge waste.

April 14, 2010 Posted by | Animal Abuse, Coal Sludge, Consumerism, The Constitution | , , , , | Leave a comment

I Want a Corporation of Avatars

smokin sally

smokin sally avatar

Shocking revelation – well no not really.  more people will spend time connecting to others, interests, hobbies, fetishes – the list goes on as someone else.  we will develop avatars, personalities which allow us to explore many facets of our personality.  we’ll throw avatars out there with content and attitude – and see what we hook and what makes us grow.  we grow according to what we hook and believes in us, respects us, it’s like a drug , we pull towards the direction of authoritative, relevant, popular encouragings.  the question is … can we make a living off our avatars, can slave reincarnations prosper – can you have an army of income producing avatars that feed income into the corporation – US of U You.  How cool would that be to have a giant corporation of avatars that produce income, they take up no space, have no hr problems,

My Avatar Army Would All Be Different Not Like This

April 14, 2010 Posted by | Avatars - Yours | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

It’s All About Twitter – Free Speech – Jump the facebook ship

twitter logo

Twitter - It's All About Free Speech

Yeah I just tweeted that facebook is like a full time job, very exhausting and kinda like keeping up with emails.  You can’t stand it after a while.

Stuffed Email Inbox

Are You Being Bogged Down By Digital Clutter & Responsibilities

You’re a slave to it.  It’s like making you attached to your computer like a ball and chain.  Twitter on the other hand is footloose and fancy free.  The ultimate freedom of expression experience.  Free to speak your mind, any time, any where 24/7.  Now you can even record your voice, send music, send video perhaps the only thing you can’t send is smell.  and you don’t have to be all uptight about who you know.  Yeah it’s interesting to see who follows you and who you follow but we’re not obsesessed with it like people on linkedin or facebook.  If you’re catching my drift I’m about to do what I despise most… I want Twitter to be cool and rule.  That’s right there will eventually make it obsolete and desperate to reinvent itself.  In the meantime I’m going to enjoy it for what it is.  My up to date news source for both hyperlocal news, national and international.  Think about – there is no newspaper or tv station or website on the planet that can bring that deep level of communication on a grandiose scale.  I’m actually thinking about jumping of the facebook ship.

Jumping the facebook ship

Jumping the facebook ship

I don’t see how facebook could proceed  providing mini websites for people because even now it’s complicated to change those templated pages.  it doesn’t allow for creativity.  you have to give people creativity to create and give them  their own space without frames and templates.  give total freedom of speech and then give them a paintbrush.  Google you dropped the ball on your Google Web Pages – was that what it is called?  i don’t even remember now, they were/are totally free websites with fairly simple pages to have plenty of freedom to express yourself individually with many types of media.  Just like your blogspots.  I prefer those over wordpress and they show up better in the search results.  I wish I created this blog on that format.  this technically has many functions which allow for SEO but because Google controls search their algorithm doesn’t allow these to show up very high.

Alright let me get back to twitter.  Basically my twitter is set up with different personalities/categories/verticals that aggregate content from the web from a filtered audience.  When I’m in the mood for silicon valley purple cow disease or something funny (@chelseahandler, @chuckhandler, @kevinnealon) to personal stuff, twitter is my filter and generally links are endorsed and more credible.  I get emails all the time from people who are pissed off from reading an email that say 30 million Mexicans are living in LA garages to palatial prisons that we think we’re paying for in the USA only to find out these prison pictures we’ve been seeing are located in Austria. Generally my twitter information is very accurate and i can follow people i know are legitimate experts in their field.  i’d forgo the blogger and look for key tweeters to provide content on newspaper sites.  live feeds and up to date information in a multimedia format, not just words that are sometimes too long to read.  i like the 140 character limit, give me the update make it short and quick.

I predict there will be a big surge on twitter once people get unable to handle the volume of responsibility that’s with facebook once you succumb.  To be honest with all the great apps out there for twiiter management i can’t think of how to make it more perfect and keep it’s freedom. It is perfect – the only problem is the business model?  What is it without completely ruining – it’s almost like this should be the one thing the government does subsidize – free speech! id let my tax dollars pay for advertising free, censor free – free speech.  I love you twitter!

Okay now after some Lemon Skunk,

Lemon Skunk

Lemon Skunk - pretty

thank you very much, my mind is wondering why we have amendments to the constitution.  Like the first amendment.  Freedom of religion, of speech, of the press, to assemble, and to petition

Why did we need to add these after the constitution?  i thought this is what the constitution was all about – but these needed to be spelled out – this is not what my country intended for me? what did they intend for me?   i must get knowledge.

April 13, 2010 Posted by | Consumerism, Marijuana, Marijuana Consumption, Right to Privacy, The Constitution, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Don’t Pay Your Taxes – You’ll Benefit in Retirement

My new retirement housing - prison

My new retirement housing - prison

If you don’t pay your taxes you’ll eventually get sent to jail.  If you play your cards right you can postpone jail time until you can no longer afford to take care of your self in old age.  You’ll be sent away to some “cushy” prison. This is a prison in Austria but America has it’s cushy prisons as well   How awesome would that be a nice place to live with all the conveniences, outdoor recreation,  health club and gym, free health care, 3 cooked meals a day, you pay not taxes.  This is definitely the way to go.  I’m going to not pay taxes starting from now.

Light and Airy Rooms

Light and Airy Rooms - Cost of Living - Zero!

spacious inside

Spacious Inside

Workout facilities

April 11, 2010 Posted by | Bondage, Consumerism, Health Care, Right to Privacy, The Constitution | , , , , , | 3 Comments