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The Glass Shard

Megan Fox Thumb

Megan Fox - Notorious Thumb

Shard of Glass

Shard of Glass

Well my Internet has been out for a week and right now i’m not sure how long until it expires.  i had a big glass shard that has been buried in the side of my finger (thumb) finally come out today.  i knew it was in there because the wound wouldn’t seal up after 4 days. when i banged it onto something i could feel the shard jab deep into my flesh. finally today after cleaning the house and it feeling painful, i was sitting on the step and looked into the cut and saw something shiny, sure enough it was the tip of the glass shard sticking out of the wound. i squeezed the wound and the glass shard squeezed right out of the wound only to stand at attention glistening in the sun. i was so proud that my body expelled this enormous piece of glass on it’s own with no intervention from modern medicine.  and i knew it all along. i had complete faith that my body would get rid of it on its own no matter how painful the waiting would be. don’t get me wrong i was tempted a couple of times to go and have them open it up and pull the shard out. i would become somewhat panicky when thoughts of it moving into my bloodstream and surfing towards my heart crossed my mind. then i would remind myself of how big this piece of shard must be. surely too large to travel through a blood vessel .. or, well?  i would let those thoughts pass.

yeah i know you’re wondering why i didn’t take a picture of the glass shard that lived inside my body for four days.  it was weird. i thought about running inside and grabbing my phone to take a picture. but then i just kept staring at it standing up tall half way out of my thumb. there was a sense of nature acknowledging it’s power. keep it strong, keep it silent, the truth needs no promotion.

Like shooting a pea, I flung the glass shard off into the garden.

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May 1, 2010 Posted by | Bondage, farming, Health Care, Marijuana, The Minda | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Don’t Pay Your Taxes – You’ll Benefit in Retirement

My new retirement housing - prison

My new retirement housing - prison

If you don’t pay your taxes you’ll eventually get sent to jail.  If you play your cards right you can postpone jail time until you can no longer afford to take care of your self in old age.  You’ll be sent away to some “cushy” prison. This is a prison in Austria but America has it’s cushy prisons as well   How awesome would that be a nice place to live with all the conveniences, outdoor recreation,  health club and gym, free health care, 3 cooked meals a day, you pay not taxes.  This is definitely the way to go.  I’m going to not pay taxes starting from now.

Light and Airy Rooms

Light and Airy Rooms - Cost of Living - Zero!

spacious inside

Spacious Inside

Workout facilities

April 11, 2010 Posted by | Bondage, Consumerism, Health Care, Right to Privacy, The Constitution | , , , , , | 3 Comments

Check Out Tiger’s Package

Tigers Big Penis

Tigers Big Penis Has Captured the World

yeah that’s right.  no one gives a fuck about who wins the Masters.  they are checking out the size of Tiger’s package.  women are looking at the rounded gluteous maximus that propels the big thigh muscles necessary to control that big “iron” between his legs.  he can control that thing like he controls his clubs, people look at his lips and envision a cock or pussy having contact with, you see him at all and all you can think about is how many ways he let’s his imagination play out in reality and we are jealous.  the rich and powerful can make their biological fantasies come true.  it is power that does not understand constitutions, laws.   when  do you think you are above the law and more importantly why do people believe they are above the law?  they disrespect the law because there are too many restricting elements.  its like it goes against the basic constitution, when  you revert back to the constitution without all the exceptions and drama law prevails and people will use it.

April 10, 2010 Posted by | Animal Abuse, Bondage, Consumerism, Marijuana, Sexuality, The Constitution, Tiger Woods | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Shroud of Turin is an Ancient Skidmark… just saying

shroud of turin giant ancient skidmark

Shroud of Turin - Giant Ancient Skidmark

Yes that’s right the Shroud of Turin tested positive for plant material.  the “shroud” wiping cloth as they say back in ancient times, is exactly that – an Ancient Skidmark from someone who had a huge beany lunch.  The evidence is in the leftover DNA.  thank goodness for modern science to clear up these completely bogus religious stories.  there are enough natural miracles happening around us every day.  but we turn away and choose to follow made up crap that weak minds  suck into and lose their individuality.

5,626,187 alcohol tax

14 billion to fight drug use

billions of tax money if marijuana is legalized.  i think even if it’s legalized you’ll get the small niche farmer that grows his brand, like a winery there will be weed grow farms – natural and outdoors will be more popular or on top of apartment buildings – the use of indoor will be diminished unless they are using a green energy source to power those lights that have to stay on so long.  solar etc.,

April 10, 2010 Posted by | Art, Bondage, Consumerism, Earth, Marijuana, Unique Lifeforms | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Rosie O’Donnell and Brooke Shields to Co-Host 2011 Talk Show

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields and Rosie O'Donnell Co-Host 2011 Talk Show

Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell, Chelsea Handler, Brooke Shields, Kathy Griffin, Norah Jones Talk Show

My “View” panel would be Chelsea Handler, Rosie O’Donnell, Brooke Shields, Kathy Griffin and Norah Jones. When Rosie has her TV show in 2011 she needs to showcase powerful women in all walks o f life and levels of income. There are success levels in each area of expertise. Hey if you’re going try to get by using a fraction of your full capability than so be it – but be the best at something no matter how fringe. On the other hand if you want to “live to your potential” way of life – you will self will you to achieve in many areas not just one. The lazier your are the more you focus on one thing. To be focused on at least 1 thing you do well is important. What do you do well. The more you do it the better you feel. Do we take the time to figure out what we do well, put it into words which make it become tangible in our brains. Our brains require a tangible word – language in order to remember it.

The ability to record history and pass it down to the next generation is what man prides itself on in the quest for superiority.

monarch butterflies

The Answer to Alzheimer's is in the Monarch Butterflies - Don't let them die off.

I want to know how dolphins and animals pass on to the next generation an incredible amount of history. think about it — they can track back to an area thousands of miles away, a minuscule location on an enormous planet and they have never been there before. monarch butterflies are at the most basic genome of biology leaving a code that gets past down to future generations so they have all the answers – where to fly to to procreate, etc. once it’s created it can’t be destroyed you just need to know that the key to life enlightenment is knowing that everything is remembered. latch onto the wisdom of the universe. it remembers everything and gives you a pretty good probability of what works. we need to see how that works – that could be the key to unlocking the unforgettable memory that humans have. we need to know that everything is permanently remembered and is passed on. study animals that migrate to areas they’ve never been before. that is the secret to understanding alzheimers and what medicines will work. Kick Ass Politicians, Comediennes, Actresses, Entrepreneurs, Athletes, Musicians, Artists, Chefs, Doctors, Lawyers, Architects, Carpenters, Gardeners, Shamans, Vets, Horse Trainers, Mothers, Grandmothers, Aunts, Foster Mothers, Teachers, Camp Counselors, ESL teachers, Potters, Biologists, Chemists, Astronomers, Astronauts, Cafeteria Workers, Brazilian Hair Waxers, Hair Stylists, Dog Walkers, Dry Cleaners, House Cleaner, Bus Driver, Cashier, Librarian, Police Officer, Corrections Officer, School Crossing Guard, Waitress, Bird Breeder, Farmer, Fast Food Worker. Follow there lives for a short period of time. There would be videos of outstanding people in all kinds of positions. Expand the possiblities of who you could become. We want to profile the most interesting intense new kind of positions available – the hot jobs and who’s the best at it. Interviews with the movers an shakers in any bizarre profession from garbage collectors to vp’s. Follow these people – showcase a few professionals and professionals per week. – I want to know where women are kicking ass and how they’re kicking ass. i want to showcase how to give a hand up to other women in power. we have to be advocates for promoting women to powerful positions.

Why not a nonstop local newscast that uses mobile facebook, print , live streaming with headlines leading to news website for a quickie news experience – we’ll dazzle you with the story for an orgasmic 1:30 minutes – show you pics, videos, live reporting and tweets. we have to be a instant categorizer of content and organize that in such a way that it can be monetized as a complete package. A chunk of multimedia content that we aggregated seemlessly put together and maintained and built additional links are sold off to networks. content is valuable but the mechanism in place to sift through content and bring up the most relevant, experienced, credentialed is non existent on news sites. they need a trusted search mechanism for content links to every story they have on their site – how trusted is the story coming into their site – is it certified – did it meet the standard and criteria and therefore readers know they are reading “certified” content.

Create a business model that certifies content and makes money on each certification. We create the filter that gives an okay for a story being legitimate.

April 2, 2010 Posted by | Art, Bondage, Consumerism, Dolphins, Earth, George Clooney, Health Care, Killer Whales, Marijuana, Marijuana Consumption, Right to Privacy, Sexuality | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jesse James’ Dominatrix – Michelle McGhee

jesse james - michelle mcghee

Jesse James' Dominatrix

Holy Shit!  I just saw a picture of this woman that Jesse James was banging.   This picture is so fuckin awesome in a “supreme dominatrix god-like” way – I’ve never seen anything like it.  The encounters with this woman must be mind blowing.   She has got to emotionally fuck  you like you’ve never been fucked before (physically).  The secretions your brain lets out during an experience like this must be like no other drug.  This is role playing on the highest level.  This is beyond mere physical pleasures.  This is pure  mind fucking.  Do they have weekend getaway Master-Slave encounter packages?

March 31, 2010 Posted by | Animal Abuse, Bondage, Earth, Sexuality, The Constitution | , , , , , , | Leave a comment